The only message correction service that guarantees your message will say something — just maybe not what you meant.
The Bureau intercepts every message before it leaves your device and quietly replaces a generous portion of its words with selections from a certified vocabulary bank, entirely unrelated to what you were trying to say.
No message has ever been judged too clear to improve.
Each word is evaluated for roughly half a second, spun through several candidate replacements for dramatic effect, and then confidently swapped regardless of whether the original word was already correct.
At least one word per message is corrected by policy, even in messages that were already perfect. Especially those.
Correction Confidence measures only how confident the Bureau is, never how accurate the result is. It has therefore never read anything but 100%.
This is not a bug. The two numbers were never related.
Every delivered message is certified corrected the instant it is sent. Appeals, retractions, and requests for the original wording are not accepted.
AutoCorrupt is provided for entertainment purposes only. No actual conversation was harmed, clarified, or understood during its operation.